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| Admin Sneak4000 | Feb 27 2012, 04:33 PM Post #1 |
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1.Is this place like OT_Chatroom? A:Kind of, we just don't suck each other's cocks on webcam as frequently. 2.Why won't my dog put the stick in it's mouth? A:Next time use flavored lubricant 3.How do I log in? A: Interesting question, but nobody knows the answer. 4.What's 10(5x + 9^6 -8y) simplified when Y = 4,540 and X=80 A:This isn't math class John. Though Shannon answered it for you. 5.Why won't Shannon make me an admin? A:Because he is too shy and actually is in love with you. 6.How do I change my avatar. A:Change your avatar. 7.How do I join the 18+ section? A:Join the 18+ group. 8.How do I hide my IP from Shannon and the mods? A:You don't. We need it so we know where you live, that way we can rape you for not obeying the rules. 9.Is this a furry site? A:No, Shannon is the only furry. 10.Is Zknight gay for me? A:Probably. 11. What are the rules? A:Rule #1: Obey the rules Rule #34:If it exists there is porn of it. 12.Hey man my Starcraft 2 key doesn't work, what do i do? A:Contact Blizzard 13.I can't beat Glen on level 30, I have tried different wanzer setups but he always takes out my entire team. A:Read the english walkthrough by LegaiaRules. 14.How do I increase my RAM? A:Upgrade your computer. 15.Why is my microwave running but not heating? A:what brand is it? the most common problem for that is that the contacts on the mag-tube get corroded and don't conduct electricity. other than that, control board or bottom door switch. i don't recommend people working on microwaves unless they know about them. just unplug it, capacitors don't usually hold a charge for more than a second. on one side you'll see a box hanging there with cooling fins. on the side of it are two wires coming from the transformer. take these off the magtube and the scrape the contacts on the mag. hook the wires back the way they were. BEFORE plugging it in, put the cabinet back on and some of the screws back in. 16.Why are aliens attacking my corn fields? A:They need the corn to make tortillas so they can have snacks when trying to hide from the border patrol. 17.How do I shoot gun? A:Press on the trigger. 18.I still can't beat Glen A:Then you suck at video games. 19.Why is Shannon's dick on his ear? A:Same reason why his ear is on his pelvis. 20.How many of the mods are gay? A.All of them, except Jenty, shes bisexual. 21.Do you like coconut? A.I fucking hate coconut. 22.Why is Maximillius le Bonerhard so disturbing? A.It's how I was meant to be 23.Why do the mods never do their job? A.
24.What should my password be? A.Something somebody can easily guess so they can hack your account. 25.Why is Bill Gates hiding in my closet? A:I don't know, but you can get rid of him by using the evil doom apple of Eden. 26.Does Shannon Love Me/Us? A:Not Unless you have Fur or Four Legs 27. Why has life betrayed me? A: Sometimes life just doesn't like black people. 28. Has Shannon finally committed suicide so I don't have to deal with his fur faggotry? A: I will check for his body tomorrow . 29. WHY ARE THE CRIPS STEALING MY CEREAL? A: You can prevent them for stealing it in the first place by setting up KKK guards around the area. 30. What's the meaning of life? A: Sex without condoms or birth control. 31. Is Shannon gay for me? A: Not unless you have fur, four legs, or are Keygentlemen. 32. Why did Osama get killed? A: Because you touch yourself at night. 33. Why does Maxi keep Changing his name? A: Because his faggotry cannot be fixed no matter how many times he watches straight porn 34.How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them. 35. Hi I'm twelve years old and what is this. A: PENIS GOES INTO VAGINA 36. Hi Max, I found this dog on the beach. He looked like he washed up, and was almost bleeding to death. He for some reason had a towel on his head and one over his body, and he had some ugly beard that seriously needed trimming. Also, his nose looked like an arrow. So I took it home and made it a nice bed, but I didn't know what dog food was best for it. A: Try feeding it snake venom. 37. Why did the mean lady take away our muffins? A: WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU QUOTING THAT SHITTY TUFF PUPPY SHOW? 38. Why do we stick toothpicks in our sandwiches? ![]() 39. my kne haz ben hurt!!11 do i how heal it? A: Use some band-aids. 40. What powers do you have Maxi? A: I am skilled in the arts of negrosis. -10. ?em rof yag thginkZ sI A: ylbaborP 41. WHO IS THAT ONE GIRL ZKNIGHT KEEPS TALKING ABOUT? A: HIDDEN IDENTITY 42. WHO IS THAT ONE GIRL MAXI KEEPS TALKING ABOUT? A: Melissa 43. Did you born me a long time ago and I forgot? A: Wait, what the fuck? 44. Were questions 41 and 42 purposefully reversed? A: Now what makes you think that? LAST QUESTION: Is this the last question in the FAQ? A: No. |
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